UFO Replies

Because I didn’t think I’d be able to get back to *work/study mode* without first writing a ‘decent’ post, I decided to put myself out of misery…if that makes sense.

So yes. UFO Replies.
I don’t understand why I don’t have a UFO account so that I too can communicate with DBSJ but at the same time I’m happy just reading what the boys have to say to their fans.

If the response is a good/sweet/mushy one then I pretend that secretly they are sending that message to me. And if the response is sarcastic/witty/harsh (usually by Changmin and Kyuhyun since they have the same sense of humour) then it gives me something to laugh at.

Here’s just a few of my favourites I decided to post up (so they’ve most probably been seen before)…but just coz they’re too good to keep to myself…(my comments are in {})

[Fan] Can’t sleep… – -
[Ryeowook] Can’t sleep~?
[Fan] Yes! Can’t sleep!!!
[Kyuhyun] What does that got to do with me

[Fan] Kyuhyun oppa your double eyelids are made very naturally, you’re amazing.
[Kyuhyun] I think so too haha I am very amazing

[FAN] I love oppa’s wink on Music Bank, I came back from heaven, please continue (?)
[HEECHUL] Eye hurts

[FAN] I know what you guys did last night. Watch the road at night
[DONGHAE] Scared T T I didn’t commit a crime~ {donghae is too cute!!! *squish*}

[FAN] Super Junior’s most handsome oppa. Please reply.
[KYUHYUN] Me? kekekeke  {LOL yes you Kyuhyun ^^}

[FAN] Cold!! Cold Kyu!! Why do you give short answers all the time, really bad
[KYUHYUN] If you don’t like it than ok

[FAN] Ah!! Oppa~oppa will you appear in the UFO battle tomorrow?
[SUNGMIN] I’m from another planet~ need to go back in the UFO to go back to my planet~

[FAN] Oppa is stupid
[KYUHYUN] Compared to you I’m a genius   {LMAO ILU KYU!!!}

[FAN] Are oppas human? How can you guys be so handsome!!
[EUNHYUK] I’m not human~ I’m a jewel keke

[FAN] Oppa what are you doing?
[KYUHYUN] Sleeping  {sarcasm right?}

[FAN] Recently oppas are getting too cool
[KYUHYUN] No no I’m very cute

[FAN] Kyuhyun oppa is something wrong? Why are you so cold~
[KYUHYUN] …………………………..    {what is with everyone saying Kyu is cold? It’s coz he’s too cool, eh? XD}

Fan: If you don’t reply me this time, I’m going to be a SJ fan TT everyday I hope to get a reply from you TT
Fan: sorry, I was just joking, I would never do that, to me DBSK is number 1
CM: urh, scary!   {AGREE!}

Fan: I want to be your warm bed for one day…
CM: This kind of matter should not be decided by you!!

Fan: yah~ I got a confession from Changmin oppa TT, thank you, I didn’t know oppa love me! TT
CM: I’m sorry;; I think you are drunk. Hehe {I LOVE THIS!}

Fan: I have exams next week, but I cant focus, I’m going mad, what should I do TT?
CM: you lost your focus? {that fan is secretly me =.=”}

[UFO] ChangMin-ah, do you possibly eat poop too..?
[ChangMin] What^^?   {WTH!?!?!?}

[UFO] I’m not going to be a fan anymore, it’s oppas’ fault for not replying…..
From now on I’m going to be a stalker!
[ChangMin] I’ll say this in a nice way, come back to being a fan
[UFO] If oppa teaches me how to dance I’ll think about it
[ChangMin] Just be a stalker
[UFO] Ok I’ll be a stalker. Look behind you
[ChangMin] A refrigerator is behind me
[UFO] Liar, I’m there
[ChangMin] Are you the refrigerator or JunSu-hyung?  {ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

[UFO] Oppa, how was oppa born???? How are babies born????
[ChangMin] Go learn at the beautiful children’s program called sex ed. organized by the lady
[UFO] Please teach me I want to hear it from oppa
[ChangMin] Be quiet!!!!

UFO: Yunho-ya your nostrils are so pretty that I want to put my finger in there, give me permission^^
Changmin: If you were him, would you give permission??  {WEIRD FAN!}

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