I come bearing more gifts.
I found these off Baidu forum some have been seen…but not by me xD but it’s all in Chinese so I’m slowly translating them.
There are pgs and pgs and this is taking heck long…so I’ll take my time posting a few every now and then xD.
Please credit … if you can be bothered xD
Most of these are actually from Cassiopeia in China so they tend to refer to oppa as GG (ge ge)
Fan: I really want to go to Asia Music Festival. Please convince my mother!
Jae: Mother, please give your daughter to me! Please, mother!!
Fan: Oppa, reply if you’re suave!
Min: Suave is now my nickname! {Kyuhyun, much?}
Fan: At this time, I’m unable to sleep so I’m sitting here doing nothing. What’s oppa doing?
Chun: It’s because I’m replying messages that I’m unable to sleep. Is our little cutie sleeping? If you are, I’ll be angry!!
Fan: ^ _ ^ Don’t push your self too much
Yunho: That’s who I am
Fan: Oppa, I’m very angry at the moment. If you reply as if you are my boyfriend then I will feel better…
Yunho: Is our darling angry? Ah-ingg {I’m guessing He’s being cute? :S}
Fan: Yoochun oppa! Oppa is pooing? What colour is Oppa’s poo?
Chun: It’s rainbow coloured ^^ {I’d love to see how Changmin would’ve responded to this. Only Chun would’ve made the subject of poo into sweet talk xD}
Fan: I have to loose weight. Today I ran 10 laps. Jaejoong’s waist is 22″
Jae: Don’t over exert yourself! Oppa’s waist is 23.59″
Fan: I want to be Jun Ji Hyun for one day. Can I?
Min: No.
Fan: What does ‘Honey’ mean? Kids, Noona is bored.
Min: Bee.
Fan: Oppa do you like girls who fart loudly and smell? Would you like girls with bad breath?
Min: Would you like emissions of carbon dioxide? Nuclear weapons? {Okay, I don’t actually know what Changmin said XD But I’m going to interpret his response as something really intelligent. Wow, that makes me intelligent too, does it not?}
Fan: Changmin oppa, please marry me! I have confidence you will lead a happy life.
Min: I have no confidence.
Fan: The world’s most handsome person! Use your handsome fingers to reply!
Su: You’re calling me, right?
Fan: If you reply me now, I’ll wear a bikini to your next concert. For real.
Su: Really? See you then ^^ {PERVERT!!!}
Fan: I want to be your kitty for one day. Will you take care of me?
Min: I’ll give you to someone else to take care of. Hahaha
Fan: I miss you! I miss you! I really really really really miss you….I want to touch you
Min: Pervert!!!!
Fan: This is the first time I have observed an artist, the first time I have woken up from thinking about them so much that I want to cry. You’re the first person to have this effect on me.
Min: Don’t cry, or your eyes will be puffy ^ __ ^ {Omg, Changmin wrote something sweet O.O}
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I apologise for any inaccuracies. A LOT of them were crowd pleasing responses … and we really don’t need to read too many of those XD *super jealous fan*