Dorky DBSK

{credit: RaRachan @ imeem; Ardo @ Multiply}

I was reading these random stories about DBSK (not sure if they’re true or not…but they sound real enough :D).

Some are funny and some are weird/I don’t get…so I’ll just include the cute ones that made me rofl XDD

#1
MC: YooChun, I heard you guys always share underpants, is it true?
YooChun: Yes!
JunSu: Can I answer for him? Actually when we can’t find out underpants, we just grab one and use it.
JaeJoong: Especially JunSu and I, not only underwear even toothbrush!
(MC:….)

They share their toothbrush!? That just shows how close they are because I would never ever share my toothbrush. Probably not even with my future husband :S

#2:
MC: I heard JunSu has a S-Line, did it bother you in some way?
JunSu: Bothers me (Thinking)…No!
JaeJoong: But I do!…Every time I wear JunSu’s underpants, it’s always so big.
JunSu: Hyung~ so embarrassing… (His face turns red)

Lol awwwwww Junsu!!! *cuddles* Jae is so mean ahaha I doubt Junsu’s arse is that big…hmm or maybe…lol xPP

#5
TVXQ’s first live tour was very successful, the members and their manger decides to go eat BBQ, but JaeJoong is picky on food…
JunSu: Hyung, why don’t you like pork tongue?
JaeJoong: Think about it, the tongue is inside the pig’s mouth, how dirty would that be!
JunSu: Then what do you like to eat?
JaeJoong: (smiles) Egg…
(Manger and the other four members: lmao-ing)

LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I can imagine Jae grinning and saying ‘egg‘. So he either has no idea where the egg sits before it is laid or he doesn’t realise that he contradicted himself AHAHA. Either way, I can only point and laugh at him XDD

#6: SM’s trainies have really hard times, once during a interview show the members flashback to their trainie times…
MC: I heard it was really hard during trainie time right?
YunHo: It was really hard, we sometimes don’t eat so we don’t gain weight.
YooChun: Our stomach often growl when we sleep..
JunSu: We can’t sleep because of the sounds of our stomach.
JaeJoong: Yea, once me and ChangMin was so hungry that we can’t sleep, so we went jogging on the streets..
ChangMin: I was so hungry that day it feels so bad, and when me and JaeJoong hyung jog pass by a restaurant, the smell of food passed by our noses. Then JaeJoong hyung asked me: “Do you like it?” I nod. Then Hyung looked at me with sadness in his eyes and said, “Okay, then let’s walk by it again.”
MC: Then what…
JaeJoong: Then, we stayed there till the restaurant closes.

^That one really disturbs me. I don’t understand what they meant when they couldn’t eat. I mean, if SM starved them they wouldn’t be sharing this story, right? But then why did they not buy food to eat!?!? At first I thought maybe they were nervous and stressed but then when Jae and Min were running past the restaurant and liked the food why did they just stay outside til it closed? :S I hope this story isn’t true because it makes me sad

#7
MC: TVXQ’s members are like a family, but what about the times when you guys first met? What was it like?
YunHo: I am the leader, therefore, when everyone gathered, I demand everyone to say “Ours” instead of “My”.
MC: Really? It must’ve been happy right?
YooChun: (Smiles) Yeah.. I remember once JaeJoong hyung took a long time in the showers, YunHo hyung then asked him: “What are you doing in there? You took so long!” Then JaeJoong Hyung said: “I am shaving our beard!”
MC: …

AHAHAHAHAHA JAE IS THE NO.1 DORK!!! Agreed?

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Now I kinda understand why Cassiopeia always goes overboard when it comes to delivering food. Because DBSK love their food and don’t seem to get enough of it

They also mentioned how Changmin has grown taller but not more mature XP Lol, I guess coz he was mature from the start and he definitely has grown taller Makes me so proud *kekeke*

I look back at when he had long hair and I find it hard to believe that back then he was even younger than now…I duno…hair can make such a big difference to how old someone looks :S

UFO Replies #2

I come bearing more gifts.
I found these off Baidu forum some have been seen…but not by me xD but it’s all in Chinese so I’m slowly translating them.
There are pgs and pgs and this is taking heck long…so I’ll take my time posting a few every now and then xD.
Please credit … if you can be bothered xD

Most of these are actually from Cassiopeia in China so they tend to refer to oppa as GG (ge ge)

Fan: I really want to go to Asia Music Festival. Please convince my mother!
Jae: Mother, please give your daughter to me! Please, mother!!

Fan: Oppa, reply if you’re suave!
Min: Suave is now my nickname! {Kyuhyun, much?}

Fan: At this time, I’m unable to sleep so I’m sitting here doing nothing. What’s oppa doing?
Chun: It’s because I’m replying messages that I’m unable to sleep. Is our little cutie sleeping? If you are, I’ll be angry!!

Fan: ^ _ ^ Don’t push your self too much
Yunho: That’s who I am

Fan: Oppa, I’m very angry at the moment. If you reply as if you are my boyfriend then I will feel better…
Yunho: Is our darling angry? Ah-ingg {I’m guessing He’s being cute? :S}

Fan: Yoochun oppa! Oppa is pooing? What colour is Oppa’s poo?
Chun: It’s rainbow coloured ^^ {I’d love to see how Changmin would’ve responded to this. Only Chun would’ve made the subject of poo into sweet talk xD}

Fan: I have to loose weight. Today I ran 10 laps. Jaejoong’s waist is 22″
Jae: Don’t over exert yourself! Oppa’s waist is 23.59″

Fan: I want to be Jun Ji Hyun for one day. Can I?
Min: No.

Fan: What does ‘Honey’ mean? Kids, Noona is bored.
Min: Bee.

Fan: Oppa do you like girls who fart loudly and smell? Would you like girls with bad breath?
Min: Would you like emissions of carbon dioxide? Nuclear weapons? {Okay, I don’t actually know what Changmin said XD But I’m going to interpret his response as something really intelligent. Wow, that makes me intelligent too, does it not?}

Fan: Changmin oppa, please marry me! I have confidence you will lead a happy life.
Min: I have no confidence.

Fan: The world’s most handsome person! Use your handsome fingers to reply!
Su: You’re calling me, right?

Fan: If you reply me now, I’ll wear a bikini to your next concert. For real.
Su: Really? See you then ^^ {PERVERT!!!}

Fan: I want to be your kitty for one day. Will you take care of me?
Min: I’ll give you to someone else to take care of. Hahaha

Fan: I miss you! I miss you! I really really really really miss you….I want to touch you
Min: Pervert!!!!

Fan: This is the first time I have observed an artist, the first time I have woken up from thinking about them so much that I want to cry. You’re the first person to have this effect on me.
Min: Don’t cry, or your eyes will be puffy ^ __ ^ {Omg, Changmin wrote something sweet O.O}

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I apologise for any inaccuracies. A LOT of them were crowd pleasing responses … and we really don’t need to read too many of those XD *super jealous fan*